How many here like a good joke?

mohammad's first day at school. mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. ''what's your name'' ask the teacher? mohammad, he replied. ''you're a american now,'' replied the teacher, so from now on you will be known as kevin. mohammad returmed home from school. ''how was your day, mohammad? his mother sak. my name is not mohammad. im a american now my name is kevin. ''are you ashame of your name? are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? shame on you! and his mother beat him. then she called his father, who beat him again. the next day mohammad returned to school. the teacher saw all of his bruises.. what happenen to you, kevin? she ask. ''well ma'ma, shortly after becoming an american, i was attacked by two fxcking arabs;